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Ninja Turtles Casts Danny Woodburn as Splinter

Goddammit.

Deadline is reporting that Danny Woodburn, best known as Mickey Abbott fromĀ Seinfeld and the guy Rorschach kills in the toilet in theĀ Watchmen movie, has been cast as the Turtles’ sensei and father Master Splinter.

What the fuck are you doing, Michael Bay and company? Seriously, everything I hear about this movie makes me hate it more and more. I don’t think I can hate anymore without creating a hate singularity. Just stop, please.

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