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Super Retro Trio to Launch in March
Retro-bit will be releasing their sub-par retro combo console in mid-to-late March.
E3 2013: Knack Trailer
$20 says that when you go to assemble Knack for the big final confrontation with the goblins you'll be missing 10 pieces that are vital to your success. Goddammit Ikea.
Movies 62 – You Good, Bro?
This week we welcome more Whorz (MediaWhorz, that is) in Kora and Caveman as we talk about the difference between porn and HBO, fucking reindeer, tired Harrison Ford, and more.
Free Portal 2 DLC Coming Soon
It has been announced by Valve that the first DLC for Portal 2, which is named “Peer Review” will be available for free on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 on October 4. “Peer Review” continues the co-op...
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Carrie Trailer
Wow, they aren't even trying to hide anything. It's just "Boom, there it is." I know it's a remake but still.
Let’s Watch Stand by Me – Stephen King Non-Horror Month
[Insert lyrics from "Stand by Me" here]
Digimon Adventure tri gets Original Monster Cast
The original DigiDestined are getting the original Japanese voices back for their Digimon partners.
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E3 2015: Rise of the Tomb Raider Gameplay Demo
I was honestly expecting those shitty new Ninja Turtles to show up on that mountain.
Movies 115/116 – Thank You, Bex Taylor-Klaus
The thought pieces are seen on the horizon this week as we talk about the font of personality that DeadMan is, non-gender binary genitalia, CBS' BrainDead, and more.