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CavemanThis looks like a hybrid of Resistance and Halo. And I'm okay with that.
E3 2013: Shin Megami Tensei IV Trailer
I don't think the Shin Megami Tensei people know what a samurai is.
E3 2013: Yoshi’s New Island Trailer
How the hell can Yoshi poop out an egg five times the size of himself? Wow, I'm asking a lot of questions in these things lately.
E3 2013: Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Trailer
Goddammit Peach. Could you just go one day without getting kidnapped? I mean seriously, how did you get kidnapped by Luigi's nightmare?
E3 2013: Bayonetta 2 Trailer
How is Bayonetta able to perform her hair magic if she got a haircut?
E3 2013: The Wonderful 101 Trailer
Remember kids, don't fuck with your teachers. They might turn into superheroes, form you into a giant fist, and use you to fight giant monsters. That shit stings.
E3 2013: Pikmin 3 Trailer
Am I the only one who thinks that what this guy is doing with these Pikmin is really abusive? I can't be, right?
E3 2013: New Super Luigi U Trailer
Luigi finally gets his own proper platforming game.
E3 2013: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD Trailer
The GameCube classic (at least I think it is) is being upscaled for the Wii U.
E3 2013: Rayman Legends Epic Trailer
How much you wanna bet Barbara won't actually be able to fly in the game.
E3 2013: Super Smash Bros. 3DS/Wii U Mega Man Trailer
Finally, some love for the Blue Bomber. Unfortunately it's in Smash Bros.
E3 2013: Super Smash Bros. 3DS/Wii U Animal Crossing Trailer
I'm actually really surprised that an Animal Crossing character hasn't been a fighter in Smash Bros. yet. Was Solid Snake really more important to Nintendo?
E3 2013: Super Mario 3D World Wii U Trailer
I now want a video of the heads of Nintendo to dance the Ah, It's a Wonderful Cat Life dance.
E3 2013: Untitled Wii U Game from Monolith Software
Damn it, Nintendo. Why do you keep showing games that make the Wii U seem like a good console?
E3 2013: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Trailer
With the "Between Worlds" thing in the title and the black upside-down Triforce, I figured this would be a light world/dark world thing.