Dead
This looks like one of those kinda crappy mobile games I once downloaded for shits and giggles. Good thing it's free to play.
E3 2013: Doki-Doki Universe Announcement Trailer
Things looked kinda cool with this game until the "fun" personality quizzes reared their ugly heads.
E3 2013: Killzone: Mercenary Trailer
I would really like to know the strategic advantage of having glowing orange things on every single soldier of your army.
E3 2013: Beyond: Two Souls Trailer
I find it really weird that Ellen Paige and Willem Dafoe's names are above the game name like a movie. I know it's Quantic Dream and David Cage, but still.
E3 2013: Knack Trailer
$20 says that when you go to assemble Knack for the big final confrontation with the goblins you'll be missing 10 pieces that are vital to your success. Goddammit Ikea.
E3 2013: inFamous: Second Son Trailer
I was a bit iffy on it, but the smoke powers are looking really cool.
E3 2013: Killzone: Shadow Fall Trailer
This looks like a hybrid of Resistance and Halo. And I'm okay with that.
E3 2013: Shin Megami Tensei IV Trailer
I don't think the Shin Megami Tensei people know what a samurai is.
E3 2013: Yoshi’s New Island Trailer
How the hell can Yoshi poop out an egg five times the size of himself? Wow, I'm asking a lot of questions in these things lately.
E3 2013: Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Trailer
Goddammit Peach. Could you just go one day without getting kidnapped? I mean seriously, how did you get kidnapped by Luigi's nightmare?
E3 2013: Bayonetta 2 Trailer
How is Bayonetta able to perform her hair magic if she got a haircut?
E3 2013: The Wonderful 101 Trailer
Remember kids, don't fuck with your teachers. They might turn into superheroes, form you into a giant fist, and use you to fight giant monsters. That shit stings.
E3 2013: Pikmin 3 Trailer
Am I the only one who thinks that what this guy is doing with these Pikmin is really abusive? I can't be, right?
E3 2013: New Super Luigi U Trailer
Luigi finally gets his own proper platforming game.
E3 2013: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD Trailer
The GameCube classic (at least I think it is) is being upscaled for the Wii U.