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Halo 4 Has a Release Date, Appearing on Conan Tonight

Back at E3 2011 Halo 4 got announced to the sound of thousands of racist kids from the South jizzing into their pants and immediately holding their parents at gunpoint until they coughed up that month’s salary so the kid could get the super special Collector’s Edition that comes with a statue of Master Chief taking a shit or something, an art book they don’t care about and some multiplayer skins that do absolutely nothing to gameplay and just look stupid. Well Southerners, prepare for even more of that because it was announced today that Halo 4 will be coming out November 6th. Phil Spencer, president of Microsoft Studios, said in regard to the game:

“We are beginning a new saga with Halo 4 and embarking on a journey that will encompass the next decade of Halo games and experiences. Millions of fans worldwide have been eagerly awaiting the opportunity to step back into the boots of Master Chief, and, with Halo 4 leading the charge, we’re confident 2012 will be the most successful year in Xbox history.”

To celebrate this announcement, people from 343 Industries are going to be appearing on Conan tonight for special segment. What this special segment will entail still isn’t known but it probably won’t be too terrible, right?

Despite what the opening paragraph to this article might have implied I’ve liked the Halo games. Sure, they were really behind the times what with the new feature in the most recent game being the ability to sprint, the games have at least always been functional and it’s always fun to mow down a horde of slobbering aliens with a space gun, but they should’ve stopped making these games after Bungie left Microsoft to go off and do nothing.

Apparently the 6th is also election day in the States. Will you be forgoing you civic duty to stand in line with a bunch of kids calling you a whole slew of names that are too numerous and filthy to mention in this article? Let us know in the comments below or in the forums.

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